Okay, so it isn't spring and there's supposed to be snow on Sunday, and today it is dark enough I need a light inside to work, but you know what--I don't care. Life's going pretty good--the novel that was supposed to be out in December got delayed, but it's on the way, Jolly Roger is doing fine, and then...the Mustang.
I meant to write a blog on coaching today (procrastinating from working on a different writing project...), but into my mailbox comes an email from Chris at Heartland Classics with an update on the Mustang. Truthfully, I've appreciated them keeping me up to date with the car--and I was surprised to get the email because they sent a text on Monday talking about the sound system and getting that installed, so I didn't expect to get another update so soon. (Yeah, hear the disappointment in my tone....)
Turns out today they are working on installing the windows. Of course, Chris left something out--shame on him. When he sent me the paint job pictures, they had not yet put on the chrome and other 'fixings'. You can see those on here now, too.
It's ba-ack! Here's the iconic Mustang logo on the front of the grill. After driving 'modern' cars for so long, one of the most shocking things driving the Mustang was how big the front section is. I'm tempted to say you could put my wife's Prius on the hood without a problem.
This view made me think of a different classic vehicle--Stephen King's "Christine". This view just looks intimidating.
They've got the rear lights in again and the Mustang gas cap, too. Ahhh, much better, right? Of course, if you look REALLY closely at the last picture, you'll see they've got the sound system in already--no surprise since that's hard to install if you have the windows in! One of my debates has been, "Which song gets played first on the iPod?" I've had some good suggestions:
*Born to be Wild
*Mustang Sally
*Bad Boys Running Wild
*Rock You Like a Hurricane
*nothing...because the engine is music enough
The one thing I'm hoping to find out in the next week or so as they finish up--whether they will be able to find original hubcaps OR high-quality replicas. The 'hubcaps on the car currently, I believe, are from a 1968 Mustang--they look classic, but they're actually pretty bland. The original Mustang featured spinners, though they got banned by the government as being dangerous (never mind that the interior of any 1960s car is a deathtrap compared to a 2014 vehicle).
The hope is still to make it to Florida soon. If that fails for this year, it'll happen in 2016, and then I'll have to find an alternative for a shakedown cruise--go to Cubs Spring Training? Drive to California?
So the Mustang is almost done. "What Mustang?" you ask.
Well, the one I purchased with money my mom left me and made me promise to spend on something silly. Since Mom loved Mustangs, I purchased a 1965 Mustang. In decent shape, it needed some professional work--replacing some rust and needing a pro paint job.
I wound up taking it to Heartland Classics in Effingham. Not relevant to the Mustang, but they have an insanely amazing collection of old, 'classic' vehicles available to purchase, so that when the last Dietz kid clears college, I WILL get myself another Mustang. Mmmmm....mmmmm...
Originally, the car looked like this:
It was a nice wine/burgundy color with a black interior, but the previous owner went for a crappy paint job and with the fake restoration stuff on the inside. I liked the color, but decided to go with one of the original 1965 options for Mustangs--> Cobalt Blue.
Wait? You say the sun is in the way? Well--let's try a different photo of the greatest sports car ever designed in America.
You can also see where the twin white stripes are in the process of going...
Obviously, there's still work to go--especially since they are putting four-point safety units in for the driver and passenger, and did I mention a real sound system attached to a USB/iPod port (hidden in the ashtray)?
The last thing you can't see--Heartland was great to me. Before they did the paint job, I took a vial of my mom's ashes and Pete's ashes, and asked if they could please mix those in with the paint--some people get thrown into the sea...but that didn't seem right. So now--they are part of the hood...wherever the car goes, they are in the lead.
Still on pace--and still coming in on/under budget...right now, I can not recommend Heartland's work enough. Six weeks to go and then I'm going to drive in styleeeeee.
Originally, "She Doesn't Look like a Volleyball Player" was the first volleyball-related article I wrote which was published in a large forum. It was based off a blog post (on my other blog which somehow I no longer can figure out my access to...sigh) and revised so that it came out here:
I've added some notes down below that bring it up to date since it was actually written more than three years ago. The new comments are in italics. Thoughts are welcome.
I'm going to
scream, I think. This spring, I heard the phrase "She doesn't
look like a volleyball player," a total of five times in describing
players, and in one case, it was followed by me clenching my jaw when
the coach followed up with, "Wow, she can actually
play!"
This hasn't changed. I still hear the comment regularly, and there have been a few times when I've used the line to keep a 4-yr coach's attention, making sure to remind the coach--watch how she plays, what she does. If I can't kill the phrase off, I might as well try and use it to the athletes' advantage.
Doesn't look like
a player...that's great, but if I look through the rules (yeah, like
a coach would ever read the rule book…), I don't think
I'll find anything that gives my team bonus points or victories for
'looking' like volleyball players. Crikeys--what exactly does a
volleyball player look like? Is it the 6-4 stringbean? The 6-1 stocky
kid? How about the 5-8 girl who's built 'big', or the 5-4
girl who is a three-sport star? Which is it?
Some of the best
volleyball players I have coached don't 'look' like
volleyball players. Heck, some of the best results I've had as a
coach have come from thinking outside the box--and really,
that's the most important thing of my rant...don't stereotype!
Not in sports, not in life. Back in '98, the
8th grade coach at Satan's School for Boys and Girls only played one kid at
setter: "Jim, she'll be a star. She'll start for you. She's
great." Maybe, maybe not. Of course, the girl’s decision
to play tennis rather than play volleyball in high school made
that moot. Her decision meant there was no JV setter.
None of the kids "looked" like a setter either (I was young,
forgive me).
So...the article doesn't mention Satan's School, but that was how I originally wrote it. I've put it back in. I'm frustrated still by that coach, as well as the coaches who followed me. They started playing only the front six or seven kids and were shocked when the numbers of girls participating dropped. In my last year at Satan's School, I had 32 girls out for high school volleyball and 29 for junior high. Last fall, they had 11 in the high school program and I THINK have 17 for junior high.
And that's a big frustration going beyond this article. Coaches complain about declining participation, especially at younger ages--but then those same coaches don't ever let those kids actually play. Why would a rational 14-yr old go out for an activity, put in 10-15 hours per week, and get no reward for it--other than watching the same 6-7 kids play all the time? Answer-->they don't go out. Duh.
Out of nowhere, a kid who'd been on the bench
as a backup outside hitter in 8th grade volunteered to
set and asked me not to laugh because she hadn’t ever
done it before. She didn't look like much, but the kid had the
guts to volunteer. Ok, fine--the job was hers. By the end
of the season, she was dressing varsity. She started three
years on the varsity, went 24-6, 34-3, 30-6, she wound up
in the state record books, and earned a scholarship to
play in college. Not bad for a kid who didn't "look"
like she could play! Funny thing is, by her sophomore year, she sure
looked able to play.
Since I wrote this, that setter invited me to talk with her fifth grade classes about education, working hard, and how sports help when you are an adult. The funny thing is--Katie's the best example of that I know. She got into teaching so she could make a difference--I'd like to think that my "decision" to have her set and give her a chance helped with that (even though I know its more because her mom is a teacher as well...)
Here at Lincoln
Land, my first year I inherited a player who was a DS for the
previous coach...'too small' to play outside hitter. When I
was hired, I asked what position she played and she "I'm
a DS, I don't get to play front row". I'd learned my lesson by then
(I wasn't an old dog yet)--I told her if she was one of the
two most effective outside hitters, she'd play OH.
Her
response, "I'm too short."
Mine: "I'll be the judge of that."
To her credit, she busted her butt and was absolutely BY FAR
the best outside hitter her sophomore year. 5-4 and she
wound up all-conference and all-region. Height does not
equal ability!
It happens in
evaluating coaches, too. My current assistant played for me in
06 and 07...the first person I signed. No experience, not
'mature' (read: "She's too young"...bah...), she's still in
grad school...all sorts of justifications for why I shouldn’t
hire her and take someone else instead. I looked past
those. She’s responsible, she plans out her homework, and
from her days as a player, she listened, constantly
searched for ways to improve...LOOK PAST THE OBVIOUS...
So here she is
now, one year in, handling recruiting (and we have good
recruits coming in), coaching a 16s travel club team, managing
our non-traveling league of 12 teams--120 kids! She
supervises their tournaments, practices, concessions...and
oh yeah, she still has found time to revise and improve our
strength and conditioning program.
Kelly's no longer my assistant. She got a full-time government job and is in the process of getting married now. But those recruits--Kelly's last year was the only time so far LLCC has gone to Nationals, so it worked out well. She's been succeeded by Laura, who is also an alumni of the program. Laura's doing the same work, though she isn't coaching a club team. Kelly always insisted she wasn't working too hard/burning out, and then it happened POOF. I've talked about all that with Laura to help avoid the same thing happening. Laura had it worse actually--no experience in 2013 and then I got benched for a month because of a heart situation, so 28 days into her coaching career and she had to take over the program completely for a month....they went undefeated during that month, not bad.
And those are the
examples that fly off the top of my head.
Others? We had an
outside hitter named Anna Becker who became a
top-flight libero by looking deeper into her ability and
personality (same thing with our current libero,Emily
Orrick--great hitter, better passer). Does a player’s reputation blind
us as coaches to changes which may be better for both
the athlete and the team? How do we avoid that dreaded
evaluation: She doesn’t look like a hitter / blocker / setter
/ passer / volleyball player?
Orrick left LLCC as the program's first two-time NJCAA all-American. She wound up at Illinois State where she was all-Missouri Valley twice, MVC Libero of the Year twice, and all-American as a senior. Not bad for a two-year college kid, huh? And to think--no one offered her a scholarship coming out of high school, other than community colleges. That ought to be enough of a lesson right there--first, there's some high-level volleyball going on at the two-year college level; second, this 'doesn't look like a player' stuff matters...a completely overlooked kid went on to be all-American three times in her career!
What about off
the court? What about real life? Who have you stereotyped
lately? Have you looked past someone's skin to find a
deeper answer? I'm not innocent
of this, not by a mile. I'm chucking stones at my own glass
house. But I'm trying...every day, I'm trying...
This morning, as I procrastinate from working--a bit annoyed that there are no decent seminars here at the AVCA Convention this morning, I came across a comment from someone that "Inequality is the root of social evil." It was attributed to Pope Francis--and it sounds like something he would say, but this is the internet, and like Abraham Lincoln says, "You can't trust every quote you find on the internet."
It reminded me of like in Westgate 307, the year I had Chris Gabel as a roommate, living in a suite with Steve Haugse and Dave Meythaler. Steve Haugse had a message board posted outside his door in case people stopped by while he was out--yup, this is long before email, cell phones, or text messages...back in the era when people actually talked with one another.
Sometimes Meythaler would post quotes on the board, and often, we found it fun to mess with him...and the quotes. The best was when he posted one of Barry Goldwater's most famous quotes:
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice." (Editorial comment: Recent torture revelations certainly prove this an inaccurate assertion)
So we changed it a little:
*Liberty in the extremism of vice is no defense.
*Vice in the defense of extremism is no liberty.
*Extremism in the vice of defense is not liberty.
And we put every combination up on the door.
Dave wasn't amused initially. He'd posted the Goldwater quote as something profound and we made a mockery of it...which Foster House excelled at. If snark was an Olympic event, Foster House of 1986-88 would have been repeat Gold Medalists.
But having written all this above, what's shocking is that Goldwater's quote, considered outrageously radical in the early 1960s in a time of tension with the USSR, the height of the Cold War, today is accepted by more than half the American population--torture to get info from MAYBE-bad guys? Good. Lack of due process?--if it means "security", great, doesn't affect me. But at what point does it slide further--we already have tortured foreigners we thought could potentially be terrorists--when do we start the torture of citizens? When does it become okay to rectally insert food for the sake of stopping a string of robberies?
Would Goldwater appreciate that the LA School District now has a mine-resistant APC or grenade launchers? (Yes, that's right--a school district has THREE grenade launchers) Think he'd be happy with the increase in SWAT raids across the country, the accidental deaths of hundreds of people in those raids (the total over the past decade is now something like 105).
The answer is no. The world changed. Goldwater, once considered a conservative extremist, saw politics move in his lifetime (after white Southerners took over the Republican Party, infusing it with silly fundamentalist religious, political, and racist views) so that at the end of his political career, Goldwater was considered a moderate and on some issues "liberal". The man who admired Goldwater, Reagan,--Reagan couldn't be elected today--doesn't pass Republican 'litmus tests'.
I guess maybe we shouldn't have been so flippant about that Goldwater quote. It proved to be far more prescient than I, as a nineteen year old, could ever have suspected.
Okay--my LLCC team, really could beat an NCAA Final Four team, but there are a couple catches to all this.
A couple weeks ago, I was talking with Sandy Hamilton who played at Illinois as Sandy Scholtens a couple years before I got to work with the Illini volleyball team. Her senior year, Illinois went to the Final Four for the second time. They were a great volleyball team, probably the most dominant team in the Midwest, certainly east of the Mississippi.
My comment to her was, "If you suddenly teleported your team forward to now, we'd beat them."
Sandy: "No way." Me: "Yup, I don't mean that cocky. Think about volleyball today."
The Illini lineup-1988
S: 5'7
RS: 5'9
MH1: 5'10
MH2: 5'10 OH1: 5'8 OH2: 5'8
(I put Mary Eggers at an OH, Bush and Brookhart as the MH for posterity)
LLCC lineup-2014
S: 5'7 RS: 5'11 MH1: 5'11 or 6'1
MH2: 6'1
OH1: 5'10 OH2: 6'1 or 5'10
We're a two-year college and 26 years later, I've got a height advantage almost everywhere. Just as important, I remember most of those Illini players, and at least two of my kids absolutely hit harder, probably two others as well. See why I say that? I think that says a lot about how volleyball has changed--just as importantly, how girls and women's athletics have changed for the better. What was once a collection of all-American NCAA talent, one of the four most dominant teams in the US, now would be the equivalent of a Top 15-20 NJCAA team.
Of course, if you put LLCC up versus the 2014 Illini, my goal's to get to ten points in a game.
Illini lineup-2014
S: 6'1 RS: 6'6 MH1: 6'4
MH2: 6'4
OH1: 6'1
OH2: 6'2
6'1 and taller across the board and while I've got kids I know hit harder than what the '88 team did, I'm not sure they hit harder than the '14 Illini players--not to mention my OH are giving up 6" of height against the RS block, and are shorter than even the setter.
So it's all perspective. And for the better.
In 1988, Midwest teams, East Coast teams, had never won a title. And then the dam burst--Nebraska...a lot of Penn State, etc. Ohio State's been to the Final Four, Michigan, Florida State, bunches of teams now beyond the West Coast. There are no longer four or five great programs, now there are twenty or thirty, and on any given night, those teams are capable of beating the other top teams.
USA Volleyball preaches (rightfully) that there's room for the game to expand (hence 'grow the game'). The above is a small example of how the game has changed, how the skill is improving as well as the athleticism of the women involved (I'd bet much of this is true for the men's side though I have no experience with it--but would love to hear thoughts on that). The NFHSA says volleyball is still growing. As that happens, and as the level of coaching improves through experience, the quality of the game will pick up.
* * *
In the 1960s-1970s, there were only a few dominant men's basketball teams...mainly Wooden's UCLA team. The NCAA Tournament wasn't that big either. With increased revenue, increased TV coverage, men's basketball has grown so that you can see amazing athletes at smaller colleges, and there's always one sleeper school advancing nowadays. I think volleyball's at that 1960s-1970s point in time. Yup, if history repeats itself, we're on the cusp of a golden age...we just have to keep pushing because once that ball gets rolling, be ready for a ride because it won't stop!
And now, off to the AVCA Convention and Final Four....after a talk to 5th graders on the value of education and an LLCC Athletics Staff Meeting.
So it is Dead Week in Ames this week, and for some reason, I got to thinking about the way Dead Week used to work--I have no idea how it goes any more.
Anyways, once you got to the week before Finals, everything had to be quiet for 23.5 hours. The only exception was 10-1030pm where the noise restrictions were lifted and pretty much anything would go.
Of course, it's important to realize that in an 'academic' building, things were usually quiet, and Foster House was in between an all-girls floor, and a group of uber-nerds on the floor above (Nelson). Nelson took their studies wayyyyy too seriously and would complain throughout the year about conversations they heard through the bulkhead-like walls of Westgate or music being played or any number of things. --I can still name people who lived on Stalker, Lowe, and of course, Foster, but the only name I remember from Nelson was Yvette Louisell, and I remember her because she murdered a paraplegic and now lawyers are arguing she was a minor and should be released because she's paid a 25-yr price. ...makes me want to vomit. So anyways, no one from Nelson ever did anything social. Ever.
So it was the winter of 1987 when we invented a new sport that burned like a meteor, played furiously for a week, then forgotten. The game was Hall Ball. Yes, a very original, unique name. Westgate's halls were only 7-8 feet wide, a narrow corridor, extending for maybe the equivalent of half a city block. The game involved however many people were around trying to kick a basketball from one end of the hall to the opposing end. There were no other rules....which meant tackling was fine. Elbows, gouging, everything, which was all the better given that there were 12-16 people playing. Ahhh, the noise was enough to even bring about the wrath of the girls living below us.
Do people do these sorts of things now? I remember we'd go in groups of 8-12 to get pop at KwikShop (and I remember one person at the end of the line drinking everything before reaching the register and then not paying at all...funny how that was amusing then and now strikes me as ethically unacceptable)
I also made sure during Dead Week and Finals to do a couple extra shifts over at KUSR--Ames' Best Choice for Rock and Roll, though now the station is KURE and soon they will be moved out of Friley Hall to locations unknown. Maybe reading about that triggered the urge to write this. I don't know.
What I know is that I lived with the greatest collection of personalities the world has seen. If you are one of those and read this--you are loved. If you are not reading this, you're loved, too.
Thursday, December 4, 2014
Greetings and welcome to
the annual installment of the Dietz Christmas Letter. I know, I
know...under most circumstances, you're thinking, “Ahh, holy crap,
they still have my email, still have my mailing address,” and you
know what—you're right. So suck it up, you get to take one for the
team.
I thought about doing
something nice (no, you still have to read this) and making an advent
letter, sending everyone a new letter every day of the Christmas
season because I know you guys would've LOVED 25 letters. Except
it's already December 3, so out the door that one went. I thought
about doing a crossword puzzle, but
SJTBWPSOWSWHWWLCLPSOCWMOTGCAKOFMHROKS informed me that I've done that
before. Crud.
So let's start with a
recap of the 2013 DCL: “I'm an athlete, baby!!!”
--and the witnesses are still alive who heard that.
And now, on to 2014...(and your free continuing education credit in poetic forms):
BRIGITTE (the name)
Brigi
is the nickname they gave her
Right when she arrived in
Hungary for the year
It's fitting, but
sentimental, I prefer
Getty-Spaghetti or just Getty, but I haven't
called her Debbie in months
I wish she could be home for the
holidays
Though I can't describe my pride of her
Time abroad,
it flies fast, so I'll see her soon enough
Except then she comes
home just to head to college.
SPECIAL BLOG BONUS--PHOTOS!!!
This is when we went and picked up a 1965 Mustang. My mom said to do something silly when I could with some of the money she left when she died. My mom loved Mustangs, so this felt right. Right now the car is having some restoration work done to it and a professional paint job. It'll reappear just in time for spring! (I may even let her drive it. Once. For half a block.)
Brigitte is studying
abroad this year with Rotary International. She was assigned to
Debrecen, Hungary, where she's gone to school, played volleyball
(which is REALLY important), and already traveled to Rumania and
Austria. This spring, she may hit most of the rest of Europe. After
that, she'll come home, spend the summer helping me with volleyball
working for slave wages because she loves me and looks like me (I'm
so sorry, sweetie), and then off to college. That's right—you have
to read NEXT YEAR'S amazing, spectacular 359th annual DCL
to find out where she decided to go to school.
This is Brigitte and three of her exchange buddies from August when they arrived in Hungary.
ERICK (the haiku)
Eats lots of pizza
College: Sleep, study,
student gov
Three semesters left
It's odd to think that
Erick's on the 'downside' of his undergraduate degree. It was only
yesterday he was in Poland, the day before we were playing boardgames
in the basement, and the day before that, he was crapping up his neck
in his carseat in the back of my old Saturn. I miss those days...but
not the crap in the hair rollin' down on I-74. Erick's still at
God's Own University (Iowa State) studying Material Engineering/Stuff
that Makes My Brain Bleed. He's no longer President of Friley;
instead (hey, notice the properly used semi-colon—this DCL is
quality, I'm telling you), he was elected as a senator
to the ISU Government of the Student Body. He also does tours for
the Engineering College—so if you're in Ames, you should take
one—he's not allowed to be snarky, has to be polite and
charming...really, I am not making that up. You have to see it to
believe it.
Erick is on the right. He's in the M-Shop, an Iowa State landmark known for great live shows. It's in the Memorial Union, upstairs (I THINK) from his government office.
MIKE/TMOC (the tanka)
Maker of chaos
Junior High, soccer and
band
Eats like there's no
tomorrow
Please send us money,
we're broke
Teenage boys eat so much!
This is Mike at Julie's department summer picnic outing with a co-worker's dog. Trying to find photos of Mike sitting still are difficult...unless he's laying under dogs or playing Xbox.
One of the great joys of
parenthood is seeing how kids develop. Mike has retained a love of
comic books, but has branched out by spending the summer at camp
doing rock-climbing and archery, and continues to play soccer
(football for the civilized readers), but he's also found he loves
being in the band playing clarinet—and this spring, I think he's
going to go out for track. I think that's where his aptitude is—he
can fly when he runs. The only sad thing—he hasn't really done
anything chaotic this year...well, other than manage the current
presidential administration's foreign policy. That's probably enough
for one thirteen year old.
JULIE (the cinquain)
My wife
Advising Prof
Knitting, church,
parenting
More help than a man could
deserve
Awe. Some.
(just enjoy the choir...these aren't our kids...not that I know of anyways. Then again, Julie knits a ton--remember her acronym...so these MAY be her hats...)
SJTBWPSOWSWHWWLCLPSOCWMOTGCAKOFMHROKS:
St. Julie, the Blessed Wife, Patron Saint of Women stuck with
husbands who write long Christmas letters, Patron Saint of Coaching
Wives, Mother of the Golden Children and Keeper of the Most Holy
Room-Occupying Knitting Stash. I could just copy/paste that every
year and you'd have the scoop. Julie decided to go musical (with
Brigitte) this summer and had a role in a production of The Music
Man, so you know where TMOC gets it from (there's a genetic joke in
there...think about it)
She's every bit as amazing today as in this picture. Me...not so much.
JIM (the ABC)
Another year of coaching
But this year, I added
time with USA Volleyball
Jolly Roger did well with
another new release (Kremlin),
My preference would be to
earn enough to retire as
I (but not Julie) grow
older
That won't happen writing
the DCL in multiple poetic forms.
(My group of athletes at USA High Performance in Las Vegas. I'm in my USA shirt. It's a big ego rush to be part of the national program. You wear the shirt with pride....and the program paid off later as the actual adult national team won the World Championship this fall. I owe big thanks to Denise Sheldon at USAV for trusting me to work with a great group of young athletes--I hope I lived up to expectations and hope to do this again in 2015)
Picked up win #500 this
year and had a fun season; the team improved all the way, but
unfortunately we hit the #1-ranked team in the country in our region
final and that was that (the equivalent of making the 2nd
Round of the NCAAs if you are unfamiliar with NJCAA sports). I also
got to work with USA Volleyball this summer—that was a lot of fun
and I got to enjoy meeting several coaches who are now friends
(Denise, Emily) and got to work with some amazing young athletes—I'm
jealous of what they are already capable of as 11-12 year olds!
Jolly Roger did all right—still in business. For my ego, another
book was accepted for publication and should've been out last month
(I understand publishing delays!) called “Kandahar”. I'm hoping
to submit a couple more in 2015—though if anyone knows an agent who
can help...that'd be great. Heck—find me an agent, I'll buy you
dinner!
(Dave Pieart, Greg Smith, me, at a vb tourney in Cedar Rapids. They can tear down Westgate...rat bastages...but Foster House expatriates will still join together wherever possible)
And for the rest of the
update—I'll spare you the poetic forms, though without question,
the greatest mother-in-law in the world (see how I schmooze there—yet
another tip for a better life provided free of charge
in the DCL) is deserving of a Homeric ode. Julie's parents are doing
fine, still in Herrin, other than the two weeks they went
road-tripping to San Padre Island for Spring Break—Julie's dad was
featured on MTV...I wish I would've seen it, but I only imagine...)
Julie's brother and his wife added a baby girl to their
family—Isabella. I would've named her Julie—that's the best
possible name for a beautiful woman to have (see the previous
schmooze comment).
So, Debbie/Brigitte had to
go and match—having babies is an arms race, so at the end of
December or start of January, I'll be an Uncle again. You know, me
and SJTBWPSOWSWHWWLCLPSOCWMOTGCAKOFMHROKS will get bled dry in a few
years when it comes time for graduation gifts...this is like 37
nephews and nieces now. You can help though—send me cash or a
check payable to “Help Jim and Julie Pay for Graduation Gifts or a
Vacation to Rio Fund”. We take PayPal also. She's fine, still
working for the VA, and her husband Chris is doing well—he does
amazing art stuff, both for people like hotels and small stuff! I do
worry about my oldest niece, Zayn, though—she's 11 and is already
worried about the recidivism of the proletariat as related to the
bourgeois angst related to the financial crisis of 2006.
Last, but certainly not
least, shortly after the writing of the instant-classic 2013 DCL, we
had a couple additions to our family here—because you can never
have enough chaos (That's chaos with a lower case 'c', not upper-case
'C' which stands for Michael...). We added two puppies to the
family: Kaiju and Jaeger. They were supposed to be small
rat-terriers we picked up from a rescue organization. Turns out the
people who gave up the dogs to the shelter lied—they aren't rat
terriers. They are partial terriers...but Kaiju, he's 50% rottweiler
(or rat-weiler) while Jaeger, she's got some collie blood in her.
Instead of 10-15lbs, they are MUCH bigger (Jaeger is 30, Kaiju is 47), quick as can be, and
really friendly and energetic (unless you are a cat, Christmas
decorations, a deer shaped archery target, or blowing paper—then you are
mortal enemies) With two kids out of the house, Kaiju and Jaeger
keep life loud here—between them, they eat everything—plastic,
string, paper. Julie turned her back and Kaiju was able to snag a
pound of bacon from the counter (yeah, our dogs have good taste in
real food...mmmm, bacon).
(At about 3 months, playing 'Let's Catch the Creature Hiding')
(At nine months...this was about 8-10lbs of weight ago. It was nice of them to pose for the picture, usually they are a blur of energy.)
(Notice Mike having to lean back? Yeah, Kaiju and Jaeger are lean, mean running machines unlike, say....me.)
That's the end of the
snark.
Far more seriously—we
are happy you read this because it means you are friend or family.
Too many people worry about power and money, just as many hate and
live bitter—there's not enough time for that. I wish there was
more time to spend with all of you—Julie and I value you more than
anything, more so as years pass. If you are ever in the area, give a
holler, spend a night. Send an email or a Facebook message. Take
care and enjoy Christmas and New Year, enjoy the family time, the
family 'arguments', the food, the chaos of kids and presents, the
hugs, the music, all of it, and please know that you are in our
thoughts and conversations here regularly. Except for Dave. We
don't talk about him. (Yeah, you thought I could stay away from
snark for the rest of this? Crap—that was SIX whole sentences of
seriousness...it almost killed me)